... The People Magazine (Sorry, People) of current affairs and politics has jumped the shark in their all-out un-humorous snark offensive-as-distraction as they implicitly acknowledge the disastrous nature of this administration thus far.
In case you can't read the asterisk footnote:
*Who isn’t actually any of those things
Did you hear that, you kooks! Any of them! Any. Of. Them!
The desperation is palpable.
Here's our own alternative Newsweek cover.
It ain't the way I wanted it. I can handle things! I'm competent! Not like everybody says... like incompetent. I'm competent and I want respect!