That's 60 Minutes of our Lives we'll Never Get Back

Wait a minute….. did we… did we just miss the whole thing? We just found out about it. Honest. With the regional finals on the tube this afternoon and evening we weren’t dialed into yet-another-global-event-to-inflate-and-conflate-everybody’s-ego. Shoot. Hey, do we get some credit minutes or carbon hours or whatever they’re called for grilling our tri-tip over coals rather than natural gas? Dammit… someone give us a call next time something like this happens.

H/T: Awful Announcing via DeadSpin