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The Bachelorette: Now that evasive front-runner Graham has been sent home, DeAnna takes her final three suitors — Jason, Jeremy, and Jesse — on a romantic getaway to Grand Bahama Island. After each one-on-one date, the Southern belle will extend an invitation to spend the night in her fantasy suite. Will the men accept? Judging from last week's preview, it looks like snowboarder Jesse might hold out. Will it hurt his chances with DeAnna? We'll find out at the — wait for it — ''most heart-wrenching'' rose ceremony yet. The remaining two will journey to Georgia next week to meet DeAnna's family.

Never mind the “slut” factor…"Uhhh, Jason, no Jesse... wait, umm, Joey - I mean Jeremy - after we shower-up, its off to meet the folks." what are these guys thinking? “Bro, if I play my cards right, I can totally be the 3rd guy with this chick so far this week. Sweet.”
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