Some humor to get things started:
breaking bad is the only cooking show i like
— Andy Levy (@andylevy) August 12, 2013
Whitey Bulger Verdict Interrupted By Ben Affleck Shouting Commands From Director’s Chair In Balcony http://t.co/3ImE4kmzTG
— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 13, 2013
Tebow: "Hey Tom, get me anything for my birthday?" Brady: "Yep. Sundays off through February"
— Fake SportsCenter (@FakeSportsCentr) August 14, 2013
So, that Missouri state fair rodeo clown that wore the Obama mask... We know it was so last week but at the time, it was sucking all the oxygen out of the room much to the joy of the President's supporters who have not found much to be happy about in another summer of discontent.
Still record-low labor participation rate, but, but... #ObamaMaskClown
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 14, 2013
https://t.co/pzHKR9RZhK I believe fully in showing respect for the office of #POTUS but everyone just needs to calm the f**k down.
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 12, 2013
http://t.co/1Q1RoDGLrv WaPo duly notes that rodeos in the heartland tend to be white and rightward-leaning.
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 16, 2013
How many Klan rallies do these Democrats attend for them to say everything is like a Klan rally? #MoStateFair
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 12, 2013
FREE MUMIA JAIL RODEO CLOWN
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 13, 2013
Not a parody: MO State Fair now demanding all rodeo clowns show proof of sensitivity training http://t.co/1hWZ5OR6eC
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 14, 2013
If we don't send the dissident rodeo clowns to re-education camps, the terrorists win http://t.co/1hWZ5OR6eC
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 14, 2013
Elon Musk was in the news last week when he unveiled very nascent plans for his Hyperloop transportation system in the Central Valley that would use tubed pods and magnetism to scoot people from San Fran and Los Angeles and visa versa in 30 minutes.
Hey, that has a ring of familiarity to it...
I really, really do feel sorry for #highspeedchoochoos. Hi, there, #HyperLoop
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 13, 2013
#Hyperloop OK, it's not flying cars but we're getting there. #Jetsons
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 12, 2013
So, you're a hot shot engineer just out of school. Who'd you rather work for? Elon Musk or Jerry Brown? #Hyperloop vs. #highspeedchoochoos
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 12, 2013
So, in 2035, you're chugging along in the Central Valley on Jerry Brown's #highspeedchoochoos and then suddenly... Whoooosh. #Hyperloop
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 13, 2013
@Psudrozz #HyperLoopNado It had to be done, right?
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 13, 2013
@deanriehm you need football worse than I do
— JD (@Psudrozz) August 13, 2013
That ain't no lie.
I'm picturing Jerry Brown plotting something seismically nefarious a la Lex Luthor to prevent #HyperLoop #Superman
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 13, 2013
I don't suppose I could blame #highspeedchoochoos for experiencing a little rail gun envy right now. #HyperLoop
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 13, 2013
ObamaCare... always with the ObamaCare and always with the ObamaCare delays, waivers and exemptions. This time, a one-year delay of the health insurance out-of-pocket expense caps:
http://t.co/IuuES8Xqci Another week, another #ObamaCare delay. #ThisIsMyShockFace
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 13, 2013
http://t.co/IuuES8Xqci The phrase '...but under a little noticed ruling..." should not exist in a constitutional republic.
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 13, 2013
http://t.co/IuuES8Xqci Hi, libs... You keep telling me that #ObamaCare is the law of the land but Preezy keeps acting otherwise.
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 13, 2013
http://t.co/IuuES8Xqci So, just which part of his "signature piece of legislation" does Preezy intend on implementing/enforcing?
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 13, 2013
Seemingly, all "popular" aspects of #ObamaCare being delayed. The unpopular ones...? Right on schedule!
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 13, 2013
Here's some comforting news:
Just for effect: #NSA liar Clapper to head up #NSA review board and miserable hack that runs #DOJ to investigate #DOJ abuses. #Holder
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 13, 2013
Who wants to talk abt #NSA liar Clapper heading up the "independent" and "outside" NSA review board when we've got #ObamaMaskClown? #MSNBC
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 13, 2013
Don't worry, everyone: James Clapper is going to do a really independent - and super-honest- review of NSA spying http://t.co/f32E6sXJ1N
— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) August 12, 2013
http://t.co/GNrbjqlnWt If by "independent" and "outside" you mean the man who lied about the #NSA spying program, then, yes, by all means.
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 12, 2013
MSNBC not even trying anymore:
http://t.co/VS8I9gMuJ1 Behold the metro-cluster of Syracuse, Buffalo and Binghamton. #MSNBC
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 14, 2013
Getting ready for some football and asking the questions that need to be asked:
@Mad_Maxamillion @Psudrozz Bigger grease fire this season: Cowboys? J-E-T-S? #NFL
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 15, 2013
@deanriehm @Mad_Maxamillion theproblem with the "grease fire" analogy is when someone throws white powder at the 'Boys, they win Super Bowls
— JD (@Psudrozz) August 15, 2013
@Psudrozz @Mad_Maxamillion FTW. I got nada.
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 15, 2013
The NSA spying scandal isn't going anywhere especially when the Commander-in-Chief has been less than truthful about it:
The word is "lied." RT @ezraklein: Obama said the NSA wasn’t “actually abusing” its powers. He was wrong. http://t.co/SKRrYlBxj3
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) August 16, 2013
NSA breaks privacy rules thousands of times each year http://t.co/E9ISvKHlmB" If u aren't mor of a limited gov type u haven't bn paying attn
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 16, 2013
http://t.co/1UM9mOM0Mg Progressive all butt hurt that the Dear Leader may have been less than forthcoming wrt #NSA spying.
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 19, 2013
The sexual assault crisis in our armed forces, if nothing else, provides the perfect opportunity for some grandstanding. Unfortunately, said grandstanding has had some actual, real-world negative consequences:
http://t.co/JPZqpDwG5o Preezy opens his fat yapper, sexual assault charges get dropped. #WarOnWomen
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 16, 2013
http://t.co/JPZqpDwG5o Is it possible for the President to keep his mouth shut on subjects his words adversely affect? #WarOnWomen
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 16, 2013
http://t.co/JPZqpDwG5o Preezy "acted stupidly" putting women at risk from sexual assault. #WarOnWomen
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 16, 2013
Middle East peace talks are the ultimate foreign policy make-work program:
ME peace talks are funny. Not funny 'ha-ha" but funny like one side wants to see the other side wiped off face of the planet funny.
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 15, 2013
Team O has asked courts to be able to go through cell phone records of people police have arrested without obtaining a warrant. Hey, only a liberal Democrat could further the cause of the surveillance state.
http://t.co/Sg1ZwpvpZl Being a prog means support police going thru cell phone records of anyone arrested w/out judge's permission #change
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 18, 2013
From freaking out about pouring water on faces of 3 terrorists to silence and/or support of drone strikes and spying today. #change
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 18, 2013
http://t.co/BTUt70rA8d Shorter Feds to Lavbit: "You'll be facing criminal charges if u don't stay open for business so we can spy on ppl."
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 18, 2013
http://t.co/3FOKsz87Ws Can't wait until there's an (R) back in the Oval Office & currently worthless "progressives" will start caring again.
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 19, 2013
http://t.co/380x1f3fAG They told me if I voted 4 Romney it would be a vote 4 an unprecedented assault on civ. liberties & they were right.
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 19, 2013
The Greenwald mentioned below is the NSA whistleblower.
http://t.co/3FOKsz87Ws Glenn Greenwald's partner detained by British authorities for 9 hours. #intimidation #NSA
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 19, 2013
Got intimidation?
Finally, the pro-Filner crowd had there little rally downtown on Monday afternoon. "Due process" seemed to be the ubiquitous chant for our hometown's disgraceful creeper:
Don't worry, #Filner supporters, at the end of the day, dude will have due process coming out his ears. There will be no shortage of it.
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 19, 2013
Hi, #Filner supporters. Rest easy... You better flippin' believe your boy is going to get him some due process.
— Dean R. Riehm (@deanriehm) August 19, 2013
OK, that's it for today. Take care, y'all.
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Note to Filner and his supporters:
A Recall is Due Process.
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