Take your number and wait to be called

And now, Henry Rollins of Black Flag would like his turn at the podium.

Sorry. With all this good will and tripping all over ourselves, it had to be said...here

So... how punk are you?

We’ve all had fun with those parlor games where you come up with your stage actor’s name and your uhhh, adult film star name but how about your punk band’s name?

“The Blah Cheese” wasn’t quite what we had in mind especially since we’ve promised our nephews that we are hooking-up with them in our next life if we could roll with a name that is familiar to elementary school pedestrian commuters the nation over.

The Theocracy’s Official Artist will size you up and bestow upon you your nom de punk.