"I'd love to help ya son, but you're too young to vote."
Courtesy Hot Air’s Patrick S. on the non-story of a busload of kindergartners getting stuck in D.C. traffic (no way! way.) and then getting “snubbed” by the President in favor of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Ladies and Gentlemen, from Albert Lea, Minnesota, it's Eddie Cochran performing "Summertime Blues"
Happy unofficial beginning of summmer, everybody!