Quote of the Day

…. if only Dick Cheney looked this good in a swim suit.

“You know, I think it’s hilarious right now that the world is turning to beauty queens for the answers for this. I think it’s an important issue and I think that it’s one that I don’t think I can win a battle. I don’t want to be any more divisive than it’s already become.”

(too late, sweetie)

That from Tami Farrell, the newly-minted Miss California USA who assumed the position after the canning of Carrie Prejean and who like Ms. Prejean holds similar views on gay marriage.

Quote of the Day

“'You need to apologize to the gay community. You need to not talk about your faith. This has everything to do with you representing California and saving the brand,' ”

- Miss California USA, Carrie Prejean at The Rock Church in Point Loma yesterday recounting what was told to her by Miss USA officials after her unfortunate little verbal slip-up.

Hey, its Donald Trump’s gig but if we may be so bold as to chime in: in order to avoid any more of these embarrassing moments for the pageant by having contestants express inconvenient opinions (that happen to mirror those of the President, by the way), we suggest an extensive pre-screening process at the state pageant level to weed out any of those nettlesome social conservative types.