Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Because confirming your bust is simply good police work


Undercover cops in Miami’s South Beach busted what is being termed a “brothel bus” – a limo bus where the females aboard have been charged with prostitution after luring the cops onto the bus with the offer of $40 bucks – all you can drink. Once inside the women began removing their clothes and dancing. The cops were provided a menu of options which included lap dances and access to the VIP room for $125 where later the cops negotiated prices for oral sex and sexual intercourse before making their arrests.

We especially liked the part of the story, though, where all 3 cops paid for not just one but two lap dances each.

Story here.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

One lap dance is anomaly.

Two lap dances is a trend, legally speaking, and can be used to prove a habit, custom and practice of the trade.

Therefore, it was the cops' duty to gather as much evidence as possible to be able to proceed to conviction.

- Barrister Mongo

Dean said...

I'm sure these cops would have no arguments with these legal safeguards regarding enlapment.

No justice, no piece!

So, its two strikes and you're... in?

Alright, I better stop, now.

Anonymous said...

Zoinks!

Who knew you could get laid in the Scooby Doo van!?

Did they arrest Velma or Daphne?

Don't pretend you wouldn't make a run at Daphne...

Where can I get a menu?

Sincerely,

Boris Badinov