... God does, that's who.
Palin Derangement Syndrome hits the pages of Salon...
When I got home from church, I drank a bunch of water to metabolize the Dove bar and called my Jesuit friend, who I know hates these people, too. I asked, "Don't you think God finds these smug egomaniacs morally repellent? Recoils from their smugness as from hot flame?"
And he said, "Absolutely. They are everything He or She hates in a Christian."
We know we are supposed to be concerned with this election because it’s “the most important election in our lifetime” or because it will “represent a great leap forward in racial progress” or, blah, blah, blah…. Whatever.
We’re into this election if for no other reason than this. Never seen it. We got close 4 years ago but that was just a bunch of whining, sniveling and (unfortunately) unconsummated plans to move to Canada.
In a few weeks, though, we may see the goods. Mind you, the people like the one quoted above lack the brass those Buddhist monks did to do it to themselves. It won’t be self-immolation but rather spontaneous combustion from all that pent-up rage and seething anger.
Don’t get us wrong. We definitely don’t want or wish this to happen to anyone but we figure, at this point, if people haven’t sought treatment for the compounding effects of BDS and PDS, then that’s on them and we’ll just be standing-by with a fire-extinguisher ‘cause Lord knows we don’t want any of that on us.
H/T: Foxfier
Monday, September 29, 2008
Do you know who else hates Sarah Palin?
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I don't know what the hell the rest of this blog entry was about -- Canada-bound burning monks eating Dove bars or something -- but I gots me a new name! From this day forward -- or at least until the end of the election -- I renounce my slave blog name, and go forth with my Palintologist name:
- Shank Piston Palin (the artist fka "Mongo" walking the walk and talking the talk of my little igloo-building Barbie Doll friend. Math class is hard!)
Speaking of not knowing what the hell the rest of this (comment) entry was about...
Doesn't KT call this "silly season"?
How would I -- or anyone -- have known without BwD that there is a website where the former Miss Teen South Carolina turned Gov can give you a Palin-esque name!
- Shank Piston Firing On Some Cylinders...
So the article starts out with.."How to handle the fury brought on by this election? Register voters, hit the streets, pray. Stop talking about her. Talk about Obama." Then manages to spew venom about nothing but HER for the rest of the piece.
Mongo fits in real well with this crowd. More MonkeyBushHitler reaches with the the MissSCPalin references. Thin, Mr Angry Contrarian, very thin. But typical and inacurate.
Be sure to reply with something sarcastic and unfunny Mongo. We just cant wait.
'Dawg
Aw, 'Dawg. Your problem is you seem to have confused this blog as the end all, be all of Truth, Justice, and the American Way.
Besides, I'm now a Palin!
- Shank Piston Palin Loves Nothing Better than Spelling "i-n-a-c-c-u-r-a-t-e" With Such Akurrasey.
I stand corrected, but....see?
Meny tymes eye hav opind contrery too thu editoriels.
'Dog
Mongo,
Although I defended Palin on the secessionist issue knowing it to be lacking in fact and a weak argument, part of me would have been proud of her if it were true….. “That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.”….So if succession is in the best interest of the people, it would be patriotic, don’t you think?
Now be sure to be unwitty and sarcastic with your reply when I reach out like this, just so I won’t be disappointed. I know you’re a Palin now. The whole Mr. Lloyd thing has got to have some humor now, ya retard.
“Dawg
Be sure to correct me on my spelling, cause that's my request for your thoughts.
I reject the premise, first and foremost, that Ms. Teen South Carolina hasn't shown sympathy for the Alaska seperatist movement.
So with that out of the way...
Let's bat around this notion of secessionism. Why have states at all? I mean, we here in So Cal don't like those in No Cal. And if you ask people in the far northernmost part of No Cal, they say they hate those "southern Californians" in San Francisco and Sacramento, etc. I'll bet if we were to ask the people on the coast of the far northern part of northern California what they thought of the people in the inland part of northern northern California, they'd tell you they are a bunch of hicks and share no values with them whatsoever.
And on and on it goes...
Do you think that the people of Alaska are a homogenous set? What makes you think that those that inhabit the Aluetians share any core values whatsoever with those who inhabit the Ketchikan area or in Homer or Nome?
Hell, the writer of this blog and I inhabit the same street, and we can go round and round forever on any variety of issues. But we both have the same flag hanging off our houses. The reason? The beauty of this country is that it allows you to have your opinions and beliefs and to express them. Its constitution allows you that luxury.
If I were to become the Benevolent Dictator of the Democratic Republic of Southern California, and impose my thoughts and beliefs on all 30 million Southern Californians, I'd have breakaway republics of Canoga Park, Kearney Mesa, Brentwood, etc, in no time flat, and in turn fights within each of those to impose some group of jokers' notions of the collective good.
America is a beautiful balancing act.
- Shank Piston Palin Wrapping Himself Tightly in the Cocoon of the American Flag
One other thing, 'Dawg: You took a quote re bouncing a government that doesn't meet your criteria (Something we have the right to do anyway every four years, basically), and twisted it into a reason for a state's cause for secession.
You do understand that there's quite a difference between the two, yes? In final answer to your question, I find nothing patriotic about walking away from America.
And, yes, you spelled "secession" wrong (Unless you are really talking about the coming war and ultimate triumph of Alaska over America and ensuing dictatorship headquartered in Fairbanks. Yeehaw!!).
- Shank Piston Wondering When America Became Such a Dirty Concept for Red State Types
First of all, Thanks for taking off the layer of sarcasm, I knew you had it in you. Getting late, let me reflect on your comments that seem to be well thought out and I appreciate your insight.
But you said she was a seccesionist, I wouldn't disagree with her sympathy. Hell I want to secceed myself. I sympathize with some liberals regarding W's blunders, doesn't make me a liberal.
Anyway, let me take some time to get into it, I really do thank you for your thoughts.
'Dawg
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