Saturday, January 31, 2009

High Definition

For those of you wondering just what the heck terms like “Neighborhood Stabilization” and “Community Development” mean, we’d like to help out because those two terms are currently near and dear to our heart.


We are currently petitioning Congress, the President and ACORN to see if they could possibly see their way to sweeping just 2 or 3 crumbs off the Great Stumble Sideways banquet table our way here in humble little Rolando Beach.






These water main breaks have become an all too frequent occurrence in our ‘hood.

The hydraulic forces lifted this slab of earth and asphalt a good six inches. One could here stones and rocks from under the pavement being washed downhill… an unnerving experience… so yeah, how about a little “stabilization”?










And then maybe a little sumthin’-sumthin’ to get this mess in our front yard cleaned up.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

A prime example right here in Rolando Beach of what happens when we aspire to be tax tightwads.

San Diego, renowned for being even more cheap than the rest when it comes to taxes, has -- as noted -- plenty of these turn of the 19th century pipes going Old Faithful every couple of days. (The one in question is estimated to "only" be 60 years old.)

My solution? Tax all those owning two story houses in affected neighborhoods at twice the current clip!

- Innovative Solutions By Mongo

Dean said...

San Diego, renowned for being even more budgetarily dysfunctional than the rest of the nation to where it cannot maintain basic services.

Dean (raising Mongo's property value by owning and maintaining his two-story Shangri-La) wondering if Mongo out of the kindness of his heart has voluntarily contributed more than his paltry share to the municipal coffers to right this egregious wrong.

tagged: Mercedes liberal

Anonymous said...

Those with functional garages also pay more.

- Mongo Getting Into Governators "Golfers Should Pay More" Type of Mentality

Dean said...

Have you seen my garage, lately?

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