Monday, October 15, 2007

When 25% Just isn't Low Enough


Beers with Demo obtained a copy of Nancy Pelosi’s monthly to-do list. Due to the extremely sensitive nature of this document it was transcribed by hand under a trailer on a D.C. construction site and that transcription was passed along to us by our source:


October’s To-Do list:
1. Work with Harry Reid to pass a resolution condemning Rush Limbaugh for “phony soldiers” comment. Have staffer get transcript so I will know what this phony accusation is that Reid has put me up to.
2. Pass resolution condemning Mrs. O’Leary’s cow for culpability in the Great Chicago Fire.
3. Pass resolution condemning Karl Rove of (fill in the blank). Have staff give me top 5 recommendations by COB Oct. 19.
4. Pass resolution condemning the Turks for killing a lot of Armenians a long time ago. Have staffer get some dates and figures…. figures meaning body count.
5. Continue undermining country’s war effort in Iraq (see also #4).


Not merely content with their already pathetic Congressional approval ratings, House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi feels there is more work to be done and doggone it…. if you can kill two birds with one stone by pissing-off an ally at the same time then it’s a no-brainer.

We’re not making this up: Pelosi is actually working on a Congressional resolution that would label the killing of Armenians at the hands of the Turks nearly 100 yrs. ago, “genocide”.

Turkey has been a key logistical point for supplies both into Iraq and Afghanistan and has warned Washington that they will cut back on their logistical support if Congress passes this resolution which is expected to come up for a vote in December.

We’ll keep our fingers crossed that this attempt to secure defeat in Iraq and elsewhere in the War on Terror will fall flat as all the others have. Part of the reason they have failed is an informed American public… and an informed American public that makes its own opinions known to people in power. Click on link here if you feel the desire to Reach Out and Touch Someone. (This is the newly-minted “ROTS” feature that will be provided from time to time here at the site.)

5 comments:

K T Cat said...

Love it! I just blogrolled you over at The Scratching Post. Care to send back some linky love? Ask your brother who I am.

:-)

Dean said...

K.T., Thanks! I'm honored. Your comment looked rather "spammy" at first but B-Daddy vouches for your good name and character (but you will have to take that up with him, yourself). And yes, I would be glad to return the linkiness. Thanks again.
Dean

K T Cat said...

Way cool!

Mark B said...

The 2008 election is about more than Iraq, etc. It could be a historic election where the USA decides to be either CAPITALIST or SOCIALIST. Why isn't Rudy (c'mon.. the ONLY one who can beat Socialist Hillary Clinton) calling a spade a spade, and proactively railing on her socialist views? It's a failed system! Look at France! A once powerful empire that morphed into a third-rate country of sissies due to the laziness, sloth, and "nanny state" mentality that socialism encourages.

Dean said...

Mark b, The continuing failures of any of these clowns in the Repub. field to clearly and forcefully articulate the conservative message of free markets is absolutely mind-boggling.