Tuesday, May 27, 2008

She's making our job way too easy.


Thanks to Arianna Huffington and NARAL, we're closer and closer to gettin' this thing done. But first, we’re beginning to wonder if she can make it through an entire article without dropping a pop culture reference. She’s treading into that uncomfortable area where older people in an attempt to appear relevant start quoting Cartman and hip-hop lyrics. Don’t let this happen to you. Its embarrassing and everyone can see through the shameless pandering to youth.

Anyway, Ari’s bent because McCain received a “0” score from NARAL while Obama maxed out at 100… for the 3rd straight year. Yaaaaaayyyy……

Obama on limited government and potential voters:

"A woman's ability to decide how many children to have and when, without interference from the government, is one of the most fundamental rights we possess. It is not just an issue of choice, but equality and opportunity for all women." Well, not all women, eh Barack?

And with respect to his two daughters: if they were ever to “make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby.” Can’t say we’ve heard that particular verb tossed around when talking about a pregnancy. Note to self: Call Mom just to make sure.

We’ll keep saying this for as long as we have to but reasonable people can disagree over Roe v. Wade or abortion in general but to chalk up 3 straight perfect seasons in the eyes of a group that is wholey unwilling to accept in any small degree and will fight savagely any sensible restrictions on abortion, such as, late-term abortions or parental notification, leaves us cold. Sorry. Can’t say we’d be real stoked to have that person representing this country in the Oval Office

3 comments:

B-Daddy said...

Dean,
I agree that McCain should have plenty in his arsenal to hammer Obama. The list seems too good: Opposition to partial-birth abortions, support for a pork-politics as usual farm bill, moronic insistence on meeting with Hugo and the little Hitler from Iran, questionable associations, and a 100% party-hack liberal voting record when he claims to be a "new" kind of politician. My fear is that the McCain campaign is not ready to take advantage of these obvious weaknesses.

Anonymous said...

America; being punished for Ann Dunham's mistake!

Road Dawg said...

America; being punished for Ann Dunham's mistake!