Commenter Picture Caption Contest...

... courtesy Awful Announcing.



"Minutes after ringing the opening bell to the NYSE, Sam Bradford watched his stock in the NFL draft drop 10 spots...."- Rex

and

"At another location, Graham Harrell was giving a speech to the "Christmas Sweaters Wearer of America""- IWEA

Ours: "Awesome. I win the Heisman and now I get to preside over the nuclear vaporization of millions of Americans' retirement accounts."

Gotta think that ringing the bell at the opening of the NYSE only to see stocks immediately drop through the floor isn't quite the thrill or honor it has been in the recent past.