Let's go down the list:
Ties to Chicago...? Check
Ties to Goldman Sachs...? Check
Ties to Harvard...? Check
Complete lack of experience...? Check
For the record, we're not expressly opposed to this nomination because of Kagan's never actually having sat on the bench, it's just that there is not an extensive paper trail on her to know how it is she will judge while sitting on the Supreme Court. And it's not like she's running for President or anything.
H/T: W.C. Varones