Back Door Braggart
n. A person who states a problem that they have with the express intention of letting everyone know how awesome they think they are.
Sarah: Lets go check out the new mall!
Lisa: Oh I hate clothes shopping anymore. Since I've been working out I can never find anything that fits because my waist is too tiny and my tits are too big. Life is so unfair!
Sarah: You're such a back door braggart, Lisa. Go screw yourself.
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*snicker*
Dude, I would expect this post on Tiger Lily's Island, but on BwD. And when am I going to see more beer blogging for that matter.
Oh, in about 20 minutes.
When bragging about back doors one needs to be very careful as to the context.
I like it for dudes, but I'm sticking to Spoiled Bitch for the ladies. That applies to anyone on any of "The Housewives of..." or any MTV series, by the way.
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