Sunday, February 27, 2011

Link of the day

Vice President, Joe "Choo-choo" Biden is in the news and talking trains again:

Biden Vows to Jump Canyon by Amtrak

GRAND CANYON, AZ - Standing on the rim of the gaping two-mile wide chasm of the Grand Canyon in a star-spangled jumpsuit, Joe Biden today announced a new $53 billion federal high speed rail program that will include funding for "SkyTrain X-2," a new experimental locomotive that, if successful, will make him the first known U.S. Vice President to jump the Grand Canyon by rail.

"This is a big fu%#ing deal - a big fu%#ing deal," explained Biden. "And I wouldn't have volunteered for this mission if I didn't have complete confidence in Amtrak, my good buddy [US Transportation Secretary] Ray LaHood, and Four Loko - the official energy drink of SkyTrain X-2."

Biden, joined by LaHood at the canyon-side press conference, said the dramatic jump attempt was planned to publicize America's return to world rail prominence.

Iowahawk has more at the link above.

Outside of P.J. O'Rourke, we can't think of a political satirist/humourist who splits our sides as consistently as does Iowahawk.

1 comment:

SarahB said...

If they lot Biden off his leash, he really would be this fu%#ing funny!