Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Do Not Be Afraid!

Citizens! Please stay inside your homes! There is nothing to fear! Continue watching your reality TV shows and network news programs! There is nothing going wrong! Your endless stream of goodies will never come to an end! You will not be asked to pay more in taxes or sacrifice anything! The government has everything completely under control!

1 comment:

Harrison said...

That's too much reality for me. I'm going to see how that guy on Survivor is doing.