Alternate headline: "You don't want to know the calorie count"
One fat baked potato loaded, a twelve-ounce ribeye grilled medium, a Stone IPA and a Ketel One martini slightly dirty (not pictured).
Golly. If this was a staple of our diet (which can be had at the Riviera Club) then perhaps we may want to know the calorie content of this feast. It is not, however, so just sit back, relax and enjoy your dinner.
Then again, if this was a regular feature of your diet, you probably are not worried about the calorie content of that fare anyway.
P.S. If anyone is into water colors or oils, you are more than welcome to this picture for your own still life. The content, the lighting, the mood (sigh).... it was one of our finer photographic achievements and we want to share it in friendship and good will.