Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Joe Klein takes a very dim view of your skepticism, America.

Forget the tea partiers and the voters of Massachusetts, you know who else is throwing a righteous fit these days? Obama-phile columnists like Joe Klein who are convinced we are not worthy of our government’s magnanimous beneficence and let's all of us really have it in a blog post titled "Too Dumb to Thrive".

Absolutely amazing poll results from CNN today about the $787 stimulus package: nearly three out of four Americans think the money has been wasted. On second thought, they may be right: it's been wasted on them.

Take that, you knuckle-dragging mouth breathers. But then, inexplicably, Joe trips up by admitting what we’ve known all along.

Remember all those "shovel-ready" projects? Well, they didn't exist. The big jobs-creating projects like the rebuilt "smart" electric grid, major highways and fast trains will come on line during the next year.

We’ve always thought that it was hard to qualify as a “stimulus” bill when the allegedly heavy-hitting portions of porkulus don’t get turned on for a full two years after the bill has been signed into law.

But then again, what do we know? Just consider us among Joe Klein’s unwashed and ungrateful masses in America, circa 2010.

1 comment:

K T Cat said...

I can't wait for the fast trains. We really need them. It would be best if they stopped at every metro bus stop as well. That way more people would use them because they'd be so convenient.

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