Panic on the streets of Boston

As desperation in Massachusett(e)s mounts, the Democrats have unleashed a series of 30-second radio spots to derail the momentum that appears to be behind Scott Brown, the Republican candidate for the dead Kennedy seat. Here’s just one of them:

"No Truckin' Way"

MAN
Say, I really like Scott Brown's pickup truck. It's wicked pissah!

WOMAN
Sure, Ted. If you like lynchings.

MAN
Whaddaya mean?

WOMAN
Just look at the record, Ted. From James Byrd to Matthew Shepard to the last scene in Easy Rider, pickup trucks are the official vehicles of Southern Republican lynch mobs. So are you still voting for Scott Brown?

MAN
No truckin' way!

Obviously, we are not clever enough to come up with that. Iowahawk has more here. The man is a genius.