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10/29/2008 03:43:00 PM
you park like an a-hole
See. This is what I'm talking about.Give me not constitutional ammendments on marriage and abortions or any other issues based on religious doctrine that I really could give a damn about either way.Give me something that effects everybody, and most especially, me...Amendment 24 (or something): Though shalt not talk on the cell phone while driving. You people are dangerous idiots.Amendment 25: Cigarettes. Banned. You people are not only unhealthful to me, annoying to me, but also dangerous to me. (See idiots flicking lit cigarettes out their car windows on Red Flag days).Amendment 26: Anything bigger than a pick-up truck is not allowed in the fast lane. (SunDiego or Frontera buses cruising at 72 in the #1 lane aren't doing me any favors)Amendment 27: Baseball bats shall be taken to cars crossing over the line in parking stalls. Annoying the hell out of me since I turned 16.- Shank Piston Palin With His Early Vote Ballot Already In The Bank. WooHoo! Don't have to pay one bit more of attention until Election Night!!
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