Thursday, October 16, 2008

Rhymes with “sacrifice”, “moving the runner over” and “small ball”

When we sat down and pondered what these people had to say, it really made us examine who it was we were voting for and why. We think, “reconsider” may be too strong of a word but they do make a very compelling case, and besides, a vote for McCain would be the ultimate in selfish and self-serving behavior and we don’t think that’s something anyone wants hanging over their head.

"Think about it. With Barack Obama in office, assholes like us will fade into a distant unpleasant memory. Don't get us wrong, we'll still be hanging around, probably as junior staffers in some federal arts agency. But you have our word on it -- we'll be practically invisible. No more C-word t shirts, no more intersection blockades, no more vandalism until the next election cycle. Nosirree, we'll be timid and well-behaved and quiet as church mice, working away on grant proposals. We think you will also be pleased to know that under Obama, negative news stories and the steady flow of shitty anti-American war movies will virtually disappear overnight."

More from these followers of M.T. Suit over at Iowahawk’s joint.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Rhymes with" all of those??? I can't seem to figure the word out. May I buy a vowel?

Damn public education was never worth a darn anyway.

Perhaps the word is - in the order presented - VicePloverSmall??

- Shank Piston Palin Thinking Joe The Unlicensed Plumber Might Have The Answer